Oh, if only it weren’t so true …

Oh, if only it weren’t so true …

Ohmigod, I just made a happy mess in my Captain America underoos. If they would’ve made this cartoon instead of that horrible “This is Force Works but we’re not going to call it Force Works but Tony Stark still has a sweet mullet” Iron Man show, I would not have dropped Marvel like a dumpster baby.  This almost makes up for the fact that they canceled Spectacular Spider-Man, easily the best cartoon featuring a Marvel character in the last 25 years. Marvel proves again why they are “The House of [fucking horrible!] Ideas.”

I dunno about you, but it creeps me the fuck out when people draw Billy Batson with real eyes.  (This pic is from Bob Strang’s deviantart page.)

I dunno about you, but it creeps me the fuck out when people draw Billy Batson with real eyes.  (This pic is from Bob Strang’s deviantart page.)

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Just think: this is also what’s in your mom.
(“human ingredients” via palahniukandchocolate)

Just think: this is also what’s in your mom.

(“human ingredients” via palahniukandchocolate)

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I don’t think I could stab someone; I’m really bad with a Capri Sun.

This pretty much sums up my beliefs!   (pic via 9gag)

This pretty much sums up my beliefs! (pic via 9gag)

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Lent = over (thanks for crawling out of your hole, Jesus!) and BLT = back.
(pic via: theblast)

Lent = over (thanks for crawling out of your hole, Jesus!) and BLT = back.

(pic via: theblast)

What do Jesus, rabbits that hoard and hide eggs, and chocolate effigies have in common?  Commercialism!  Happy Resurrection Day, Jesus!  (By the way, although no one ever brings this up, technically the whole “rising from the grave” bit would make Jesus a zombie.  I’m just saying.)
(pic via 9gag)

What do Jesus, rabbits that hoard and hide eggs, and chocolate effigies have in common?  Commercialism!  Happy Resurrection Day, Jesus!  (By the way, although no one ever brings this up, technically the whole “rising from the grave” bit would make Jesus a zombie.  I’m just saying.)

(pic via 9gag)

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It’s retarded how good this series is (y’know, when it comes out on time). Bendis needs to stop making Mighty/New/Dark/Suck Avengers books and go back to writing the stuff that got him recognized in the first place.

It’s retarded how good this series is (y’know, when it comes out on time). Bendis needs to stop making Mighty/New/Dark/Suck Avengers books and go back to writing the stuff that got him recognized in the first place.

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