me + you = talking ‘bout pooTumblr (3.0; @talkingschmitz)http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxsyh9FujT1qaa9rxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, if only it weren’t so true …</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/1017982597http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/1017982597Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:21:50 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8JZlnRFdsw4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Ohmigod, I just made a happy mess in my Captain America underoos. If they would’ve made this cartoon instead of that horrible “This is Force Works but we’re not going to call it Force Works but Tony Stark still has a sweet mullet” <a title="This was a horrible show." target="_self" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7AZM_Xk8vU">Iron Man show</a>, I would not have dropped Marvel like a dumpster baby.  This almost makes up for the fact that they canceled <a title="I could have really done without the JJ Hitler 'stache, to be honest. It made him seem a little more creepy than he had ever been. No, really. This is including the whole "I'm a supervillain!" switch in the "classic" What If ... ? #19. Really. Alright, yeah, I am *that* geek." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeOBDSgWBA">Spectacular Spider-Man</a>, easily the best cartoon featuring a Marvel character in the last 25 years. Marvel proves again why they are “The House of [fucking horrible!] Ideas.”</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/1017858149http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/1017858149Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:55:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzig7fy8tP1qaa9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I dunno about you, but it creeps me the fuck out when people draw Billy Batson with <a target="_self" href="http://luisftenorio.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/captain_marvel_and_billy_batson.jpg">real eyes</a>.  (This pic is from Bob Strang’s <a title="This dude is good -- *really* good. Sometimes it's fucking criminal when people like this are not on a regular book. I know, I know. There are all kinds of reasons (unable to produce consistently or quickly enough to make deadlines, etc.) but this dude is goooood. It would be nice to see his work on a regualr basis. Plus, he's got a totally sweet pompadour, which pretty much seals the deal." target="_self" href="http://vontoten.deviantart.com/">deviantart</a> page.)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/532121622http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/532121622Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:09:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqjh6hL5m01qzer51o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just think: this is also what’s in your mom.</p> <p>(“human ingredients” via <a href="http://palahniukandchocolate.tumblr.com/post/441293588/human-ingredients">palahniukandchocolate</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/528516347http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/528516347Sat, 17 Apr 2010 12:10:34 -0500“I don’t think I could stab someone; I’m really bad with a Capri Sun.”<br/><br/> - <em><a title="This man is my Jesus. Well, if Jesus were funny. And white. And didn't get crucified by that bunch of assholes. Then, yeah, Tosh is just like Jesus." target="_self" href="http://www.danieltosh.com/">Daniel Tosh</a></em>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/528515485http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/528515485Sat, 17 Apr 2010 12:10:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kjnglrm81qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/506114952/thats-what-she-said" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9GAG/~3/u3_7VKmB6kY/20650">That’s What She Said</a></p></blockquote>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/510149527http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/510149527Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:17:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0j4sgIR8L1qzxzwwo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This pretty much sums up my beliefs! (pic via 9gag)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/505043857http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/505043857Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:53:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6kpoNFGb1qzz138o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title='"Fucking like a rabbit" and "liking my cock" have never been so perfect together.' target="_self" href="http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/easter-bunny1.jpg">Lent = over</a> (thanks for crawling out of your hole, Jesus!) and <a title="Still one of the greatest things about old school Degrassi was BLT's move from complete wallflower to leading character in only a couple of seasons. I thought all of his storylines were well-written and his acting, which left a LOT to be desired, actually helped convey the awkwardness of being a teenager. So, either he was a really good actor and that made the role click or he was a horrible actor and that made the role just so much more perfect. (My money is on the latter.) Saddest part: I meant every word I just typed and I leave you now to ponder which is more fucked up: the fact that there was a character on a Canadian teenage drama named "BLT" or the fact that I will actually admit to a life-long crush on said show and it's characters that borders on stalking." target="_self" href="http://degrassi.wikia.com/wiki/BLT_Thomas">BLT</a> = back.</p> <p>(pic via: <a href="http://theblast.tumblr.com/post/443656577/via-4-bp-blogspot-com">theblast</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/496346335http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/496346335Sun, 04 Apr 2010 15:03:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0d0zjUXcG1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What do <a title="Obligatory Jesus of the Week pic!" target="_self" href="http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/356/index.html">Jesus</a>, <a title="Whoever was the first person to make the illogical connection between rabbits and eggs is probably the same fucktard who made the jump between fish and bicycles." target="_self" href="http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/7/633747395264773260-evilbunny.jpg">rabbits that hoard and hide eggs</a>, and <a title="Still one of the funniest things about Easter and, in my family, one of the earliest things you are taught to do. Ah, bizzare traditions: creating fucked up memories in my household since 1974." target="_self" href="http://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/events/easter/chocolate-easter-bunny.jpg">chocolate effigies</a> have in common?  <a title="That Jesus, I tell you, he has his hands in everything. Including ... little girls? Oh, Jesus, you soooo bad!" target="_self" href="https://www.ahrimangate.com/EasterCover.jpg">Commercialism!</a>  Happy Resurrection Day, Jesus!  (By the way, although no one ever brings this up, technically the whole “<a title=""Talk to the hand. What do you mean I should be dead? Really, Mom, have some faith. I'm the son of God, for my name's sake. Rising from the dead is as easy as turning water into wine or Glen Beck into a raging homophobe bigot."" target="_self" href="http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/135/index.html">rising from the grave</a>” bit would make Jesus a <a title="If you're not reading this book, there is something wrong with you. Kirkman's superhero titles are tops, but TWD is arguably his best work. I mean, there are some "ohmigod!" shockers in Invincible and AW-M, but TWD contains some of the most "I just shat myself" moments ever. People. Eating. Babies. Not dingos, mind you, but people! Everytime I think I cannot be more "holy shit"ted by this comic, he pulls another one on me. Well played, Mr. Kirkman." target="_self" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead">zombie</a>.  I’m just saying.)</p> <p>(pic via <a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/495939044/the-resurrection-day">9gag</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/496297118http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/496297118Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:35:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky79a6j1Yn1qaa9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s retarded how good <a title="Powers + Bendis = me not wanting to maim him for selling out to Marvel" target="_self" href="http://hiddenrobot.com/POWERS/">this series</a> is (y’know, when it comes out on time). Bendis needs to stop making <a title='I remember, back in the day when the West Coast Avengers first started, thinking "Holy fuck, how am I going to be able to afford *2* Avengers comic books at the same time?" Little did I know they had something else up their corporate sleeve. Oh, Marvel, you so sneaky; let me count the ways you can rape me financially!' target="_self" href="http://marvel.com/comics/avengers">Mighty/New/Dark/Suck Avengers</a> books and go back to writing the <a title="Jinx. Until I picked up Powers, this was the best thing out there. Siege? Puh-leeze. Cannot hold a candle to the level of storytelling you see in Jinx or AKA Goldfish, two BMB classics." target="_self" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515%2B5BmvuuL._SS500_.jpg">stuff that got him recognized in the first place</a>.</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484945591http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484945591Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:54:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l029hsYw4h1qb6tiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Remember how the Smurfs taught us lessons about loving one another?  80’s kids learned so much about civility and respect from them. Look, there’s Handy! And Brainy! Over there, it’s Smurfette!  And … <a title="What? You thought there'd be another level of a joke in here? Sometimes I can educate, too. Go, go, NPR!" target="_self" href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1919122">Blackface</a> Smurf?  Uh, WTF?  I just died a little. What would Papa Smurf say?</p> <p>(pic via <a href="http://fuckyeahsmurfs.tumblr.com/post/482399527/around-20-years-ago-a-17-years-old-boy-left-his">fuckyeahsmurfs</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484877352http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484877352Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:18:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym9x6ckfl1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whenever people talk about the trials that <a title="Jesus of the Week: What? You didn't think Buddy Christ was the only one, did you?" target="_self" href="http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/509/index.html">JC</a> had to endure, I never imagined that endless Trojan, immaculate conception, and <a title="I gotta tell you, being an altar boy (no, I was never *that* kind of altar boy, which is strange because I had a total Joey Lawrence haircut *and* a sweet ass -- what was wrong with my priest?) was often unfortunate when (especially at Easter) there would whole sermons on JC and his second coming. Sitting in front of 100s of people trying not to laugh while the priest implores everyone to be "on your knees and ready when Jesus comes again" is not easy to do. Jesus + money shot jokes = me going to Hell. (Oh, about the picture. Yeah, LJ really is JC. The only way this could have been any more awesome is if they had them positioned around a table "Last Supper" style. Sheed woulda been Judas. I'm just saying.)" target="_self" href="http://sathyasaibaba.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/second-coming-semantics.jpg">second coming</a> jokes would be part of that. Life ain’t easy when you’re the Lord.</p> <p>(pic via <a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/420260279/jesus-condom">nevver</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484834138http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484834138Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:54:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l040h5ThaE1qaa9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Damn. <a title="The Legion Omnicon: bringing fair and balanced news to the UP for the last 1000 years" target="_self" href="http://adventure247.blogspot.com/2010/03/rip-dick-giordano.html">Just damn</a>. Reading “Meanwhile” started me on the path to being the <a title="This storyline cemented GL for me, honestly, and Adams and Giordano really did top-notch work. This was the first time a comic clicked for me on all cylinders. The story, the pencils, the inks -- hell, even the *editing* -- were all phenomenal. I had never read anything like this. Ever. And it blew me the fuck away. Still holds up today. In fact, when the whole "Arsenal getting arm ripped off" incident happened, I had 2 thoughts: 1) "Gotta go re-read the 'Snowbirds' arc" and 2) "Whew, good thing he didn't lose the arm with the track marks on it!" GA was kinda asking for this, though. Naming your ward "Speedy" pretty much means that you cannot be shocked when he reveals to be hooked on smack. (Ward - what a strange word. Something just seems so NAMBLA about it.)" target="_self" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowbirds_Don't_Fly">comic dork</a> I am today. Uh, thanks, <a target="_self" href="http://books.google.com/books?id=wjc2WSKFHYsC&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q=&f=false">DG</a>?  <a title="DG Obit" target="_self" href="http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2010/03/legendary-artist-and-editor-dick-giordano-passes-away/">R.I.P., Dick Giordano</a>.</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484774505http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/484774505Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:22:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5050Ylqv1qzqdh7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>By the way, this does not make up for <a title='So I guess no nationality has figured out how to make a commercially successful tweeny-bopper coming-of-age movie. This does answer the question "Does England have their own stable of pre-pubescent actors and actresses or do they have to poach from the US to make irritating romantic comedies for 9 year old girls?"' target="_self" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963743/">Angus, Thongs, and Snogging</a>. You were in that movie. Sure, you have <a title="Dylan. Fucking. Mayfair. Almost made DW watchable. Almost." target="_self" href="http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lyndsy1-1.jpg">Lyndsy Fonseca</a> now but you also made out with <a title='Adding any snarky notes would just feel like overkill. I mean, the pic comes from a site called "Choking on Popcorn," ferchrissakes. She obviously has enough problems already. Oh, the production people from Trainspotting called: they want their look back.' target="_self" href="http://www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/l2b-1.jpg">Georgia Groome</a>. Not feeling so kick-ass now, eh?</p> <p>(pic via <a href="http://toastergun.tumblr.com/post/442078803/comicbooks-via-hannahisdeceased-keen-to-see">toastergun</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/448069505http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/448069505Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:19:00 -0500“Hello, plane? It’s blimp. You win.”<br/><br/> - <em><a title="Danger Zone!" target="_self" href="http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/archer/">Archer</a></em>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/447984561http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/447984561Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:31:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6ua3ZcUY1qaa9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love this math:  <a title="Levitz' run on the Legion still ranks as one of the greatest of all time. All. Time. And we're talking about people who live 1000 years in the future, so that's almost like forever." target="_self" href="http://io9.com/5447430/">Paul Levitz</a> (<a title="This arc made me a Legion fan and made me realize that being a fan was something special since a lot of my friends didn't know anything about them. When my friends would have the age-old and unsolvable argument about who to impregnate, Wonder Woman or Power Girl (what, your friends never had those conversations?), I loved the feeling of fanboy power to be able say "Saturn Girl is far superior to either of them," to pull out knowledge of that unfamiliar character and revel in their stupidity. (Actually, I think it was more like "Huh-uh, you gimp. Saturn Girl is totally prettier than WW or PeeGee!" but you get the idea.) Bottom line: LSH cemented my transformation into fanboydom. So, uh, thank you?" target="_self" href="http://www.amazon.com/Legion-Super-Heroes-Great-Darkness-Saga/dp/0930289439">W</a>) + <a title="Talented and Turkish: can't ask for a better pair (yeah, I just made the joke in my head, too, but this is serious for once). Cinar was at the top of his game on Noble Causes and amazing when he filled in on Dynamo 5 (Jay Faerber's best books, by far). Looking at the stuff DC has put out it looks like he's taken it to a whole new level. How is it possible that someone with such badassness can only get more badasser? Is that even possible? Is there a point when the badassness cup begins to runneth over? Do yourselves a favor and check out his portfolio images, though. Badassness, indeed." target="_self" href="http://www.yildiraycinar.net/">Yildiray Cinar</a> (<a title="Further proof that Yildiray is phenomenal at juggling large casts of characters while still maintaining each person's uniqueness. Oh, this also demonstrates that Captain Dynamo is a total douchebag; look down Liz Donnelly's shirt much, perv?" target="_self" href="http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08a/previews200810dec_webart/noblecauses_cov40.jpg">A</a>) = <a title="The fact that DC keeps rebooting the Legion to be something different every so often really irks me. The fact that they tried to address this retardation with Legion of 3 Worlds was admirable. The fact that they are following it up with a monthly series (well, 2 if the rumors about Adventure are really true) is the trifecta. For once a company is trying to right the ship instead of milking their customers by generating 30 billion spin-offs for an "event" that in really just a crappy story. I'm looking at you, GL Corps; enough with the BN and BD already. Wake the fuck up!" target="_self" href="http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Legion-of-Superheroes-dc-comics-934950_1024_768.jpg">Legiongasm</a>.</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/444038868http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/444038868Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:37:40 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1lgiwRJI1qaa9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a title="Wow, not even waiting for the official announcement before putting him in the Avengers movie, too, huh? Nice crystal ball, IMDB. I, for one, hope you are wrong about this and have egg on your face. Or some other gross stuff that looks like egg and is equally embarrassing." target="_self" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1024677/">Jim Halpert</a> as the <a title="Captain America was, when I was growing up, the main reason that I read Marvel comics at all (unlike everyone else, I really didn't like the X-Men except for Kitty Pryde and the 3rd issue I started collecting the New Mutants the Beyonder killed them so that was a downer) or was a fan of the Avengers. I really hope they treat this movie with some respect and don't let it become some warped patriotic vehicle, which can happen very easily. But with John Krasinski playing the lead role, how can it be anything but a serious, emotional, dark movie? (Crap: I think I'm in trouble. As in "Eric Bana as the Hulk" trouble. Me smash!)" target="_self" href="http://marvel.com/universe/Captain_America_(Steve_Rogers)">Sentinel of Liberty</a>? I hope this isn’t a <a title='Ah, nostalgia. Back in the day I thought "Nothing can be better than this movie. Nothing!" and now I think "Why did my parents let me smoke so much crack when I was 11 years old?" Seriously, because that has to be the only reason for that much idiocy packed into one person.' target="_self" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093507/%20">Dolph Lundgren as He-Man</a> sorta deal. (Pssst, that’d be a <a title="Best quote: "The first film to be based on a line of toys, this might not be the last, but it'd take something awful to replace it as the worst." (You obviously haven't see G.I.Joe!)" target="_self" href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/masters_of_the_universe/">bad thing</a>.) (Update: <a title="John's reaction: "I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman Grill." World's reaction: "Oh, thank god." I'm not saying that you can't have a comedic person in a role like this (koff!MichaelKeatonasawesomeBatman!koff!), I'm just saying that normally it doesn't work out. I mean, look at Michael Keaton now. That movie was the pinnacle. You didn't see another Mr. Mom after that, did you? Exactly." target="_self" href="http://io9.com/5490557/captain-america-casting-john-krasinskis-out-chris-evans-and-the-tron-kid-are-in">Whew!</a>)</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/444027715http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/444027715Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:30:39 -0600“Irony is just sarcasm after you take away the delicious mocking. Y’know, kinda like Diet Coke.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jeff</em>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/443561386http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/443561386Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:48:02 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqvelwVLe1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ah, <a title="Best WTF moment of the day. Actually made me LOL a little, AAMOF. N/S. Ok, this is old ..." target="_self" href="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/403071/823146.jpg">what the …</a> Why is <a title="Maybe it's just because Marvel comics from the 1970's rub me the wrong way -- I mean in a "We created villains like Angar the Screamer" kinda way (I swear to you I'm not lying!) -- but I never liked the Silver Surfer. Maybe it's because the Surfer epitomizes everything about the cosmic crap that Marvel was all about during that decade. Or maybe it's because he rides around on a surfboard without a care in the world(s) letting his junk hang out everywhere. Hippie. Or maybe it's because he somehow made a horrible FF movie even worse. As if that was possible. Well played, Norrin!" target="_self" href="http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/1872_4_01.jpg">Silver Surfer</a> the <a title="It's actually a scientific fact: they're magically delicious. And you can't argue with science." target="_self" href="http://www.retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lucky-charms.jpg">lucky one</a>? I know his last name is <a title="How is it possible to have the last name Radd and be a total B-list character actor? That's like having the name Rod Steel and being a meterologist instead of a porn star. It's just wrong. Plus, even worse, this guy was such an unmemorable person that he was often cast in different roles on the same TV show. Howthefuck is that possible? No one this Radd can be that forgetable." target="_self" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0705382/">Radd</a> but give me a break. And putting the blind <a title='Daredevil is one of my favorite Marvel characters, hands down. The way he was killed off in Ultimatum (pretty much drowning off-panel like a punk) was a slap in the face. Having "multi-facted character actor" Ben Affleck play him in the movie? Freight train in the junk.' target="_self" href="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb32/HEKLOVEGABE/daredevil-2.jpg">Daredevil</a> so close to the action while the multi-armed <a title="Who'da thunk that a cigar-chomping scientist sporting a dickhead Flowbee haircut and wearing green mom jeans would have such longevity? In a way it was almost poetic that he killed his own wife in S-M 2; he was batting waaaaay outta his league with that one." target="_self" href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/02/doctor-octopus.gif">Doc Ock</a> rides the hip?  <a title="Cruelest part of this world? The fact that John Connor and American History X's Danny, the same year he was the Crow, took part in this movie. Cruel world, indeed." target="_self" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419663/">A cruel world</a>.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote>(pic via <a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/425773412/the-thought-experiment">nevver</a>)</blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/437543570http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/437543570Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:11:30 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0zgtrHeU1qaa9rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I gotta say, <a title="This is one of the most inventive approaches. 25 different ways to kick your ass? Uh, yes, please! Warning: this leads to some serious over-thinking by certain parties. 5 minutes to make a decision? I don't think so. If you don't know you're going to be throwing cockroach from the get-go, you have no business throwing cockroach. 'Nuff said!" target="_self" href="http://www.umop.com/images/rps25.jpg">RPS</a> is one of the <a title="There are no words for this." target="_self" href="http://www.66batman.com/yabbfiles/Attachments/10_-_Batman_Water_Gun.jpg">most awesome things ever invented</a>. Better than <a title="Well, let's be honest, nothing is cooler than this car. I mean, really. Wing wing: George Jetson called and wants his ride back. How fucking awesome is this thing? Oh, and, did I mention -- it's actually a real car: http://www.aptera.com" target="_self" href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/09/aptera_hybrid_now_accepting_pr.php">cars</a>. Or <a title="Yoo-Hoo: kicking chocolate milk's ass since 1920." target="_self" href="http://www.yoo-hoo.com/">Yoo-Hoo</a>. But RPS + Spock? C’mon, that’s just <a title="Putting your own face on the original cardonite prop of Solo? Too far. Too. Far." target="_self" href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/21/han-solo-carbonite.jpg">overkill</a>.</p>http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/437128993http://talkingschmitz.tumblr.com/post/437128993Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:34:04 -0600